i) Who plays the eponymous character in the movie Hancock? Will Smith
ii) Fill in the blanks: In a bid to save a whale, Hancock heaves it out to sea, only to see it smash a sailboat.
Ahem, this is the story of HANCOCK, A superhero you will not wanna miss.... Here's why...
Sorry that this trailer is in German, but I think I can help you with the translation..
(DISCLAIMER: NO INSULT ON GERMANS INTENDED.)
(Scroll down for the English trailer if you wanna skip this part)
Translation attempt:
Police report: "A riot is happening on the highway." *Car flips*
Police report: "Backup requested"
*Drinking Superman flies and bumps through signboard. Drunk Superman jumps into car*
Police report: "A riot is happening on the highway." *Car flips*
Police report: "Backup requested"
*Drinking Superman flies and bumps through signboard. Drunk Superman jumps into car*
Hancock: "Yo guys!" *Criminals look shocked*
Hancock: "My name is......." *Criminals shoot two holes in Hancock's shades*
Hancock: " Okay!" *Pissed Hancock tosses criminals' car on a giant "skewer"*Background: "Hancock wasn't happy with the building design & redecorates it with a car! The neighbourhood feels grateful and cheers for him" *That's obvious*
Lady: "Let me buy you some liquor to drink!"
Hancock: "Sorry ma'am, I am still underage!" *Liar*
*Hancock bumps into his friend, Ray....literally*
Ray: "Hancock, long time no see! Remember few years ago......"
*Scene where Hancock tosses a whale to the ocean & hits a sailboat*
Background: "It's a new world record!""My God!!!" *Whale groans*
Hancock: "What? Now someone has broken my record?"
Mary: "You shouldn't waste your time on this loser. He won't do it." *Charlize Theron acts as Mary, Ray's wife*
Ray: "Some prison wants to recruit you as their warden. Since you're jobless, I reckon you take the offer."
Hancock: "HMMM???"
Mary: "Tell him in English"
Prisoner: "So you think you very tough huh?"
Hancock: "Since this is an ice-breaking event, lets play it fair & square, k?"
*Fight starts. Someone cries in pain. The crowd looked ridiculous*
News anchor: "Hancock's having a great time in his new working place."
Background: "There's a phone call for you. It's about your father.
He is very ill now. It's brain cancer. Before he moves on, there's a last wish that he wants you to fulfill for him."
Hancock: "I would like recruit a daughter-in-law for my father. NO matter what it takes, I hope to get married before he dies.
*Hancock sitting on top of U.S. Bank building wondering if this is the right choice.*
Hancock: "This suit is for me????" *Ray made a brand new wedding suit for him. Awww*
Hancock: "Brand new... Nice huh??" *Hancock loves the new suit & shows off to public*
Background: "Hancock, there's a potential candidate over there!"
Hancock: "Madam, do you wish to marry with me?"
Madam: "YES!!!"
Hancock: "Even if I lost all my powers and become a normal person?"
Madam: "I love you for who you are!! Now go get a room!!!"
*Hancock carries Madam to a room*
Background: "Hancock is crying. The bride didn't turn up!"
Ray: "You sure you wanna help him?"
*Mary takes off shades. I assume she's actually another superhero, STORM from XMan*
*Finally, Hancock smashes a train where the runaway bride is in*
-----Translation ends--------
If you are resistant enough of this crap, please sroll down for the real deal! Once again, this is no intention of mocking in any kind on the Germans, okay. I just wanna stand out & win!!!
Hancock: "Sorry ma'am, I am still underage!" *Liar*
*Hancock bumps into his friend, Ray....literally*
Ray: "Hancock, long time no see! Remember few years ago......"
*Scene where Hancock tosses a whale to the ocean & hits a sailboat*
Background: "It's a new world record!""My God!!!" *Whale groans*
Hancock: "What? Now someone has broken my record?"
Mary: "You shouldn't waste your time on this loser. He won't do it." *Charlize Theron acts as Mary, Ray's wife*
Ray: "Some prison wants to recruit you as their warden. Since you're jobless, I reckon you take the offer."
Hancock: "HMMM???"
Mary: "Tell him in English"
Prisoner: "So you think you very tough huh?"
Hancock: "Since this is an ice-breaking event, lets play it fair & square, k?"
*Fight starts. Someone cries in pain. The crowd looked ridiculous*
News anchor: "Hancock's having a great time in his new working place."
Background: "There's a phone call for you. It's about your father.
He is very ill now. It's brain cancer. Before he moves on, there's a last wish that he wants you to fulfill for him."
Hancock: "I would like recruit a daughter-in-law for my father. NO matter what it takes, I hope to get married before he dies.
*Hancock sitting on top of U.S. Bank building wondering if this is the right choice.*
Hancock: "This suit is for me????" *Ray made a brand new wedding suit for him. Awww*
Hancock: "Brand new... Nice huh??" *Hancock loves the new suit & shows off to public*
Background: "Hancock, there's a potential candidate over there!"
Hancock: "Madam, do you wish to marry with me?"
Madam: "YES!!!"
Hancock: "Even if I lost all my powers and become a normal person?"
Madam: "I love you for who you are!! Now go get a room!!!"
*Hancock carries Madam to a room*
Background: "Hancock is crying. The bride didn't turn up!"
Ray: "You sure you wanna help him?"
*Mary takes off shades. I assume she's actually another superhero, STORM from XMan*
*Finally, Hancock smashes a train where the runaway bride is in*
-----Translation ends--------
If you are resistant enough of this crap, please sroll down for the real deal! Once again, this is no intention of mocking in any kind on the Germans, okay. I just wanna stand out & win!!!
Here's another trailer of this must watch!
"I don't even remember that..."
"Green peace does...." ROFL
0 comments:
Post a Comment