Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Once Upon a Hungary time....

There was a bunch of hungry kids... They were so hungry, really hungry, and no other way to find food... They had to pray, pray in a really cross-eyed way:

"God oh God, can you please help us??? Please show the path to get rid of this hunger!!"

At this very moment, a holy voice echoed from the sky, above the ceiling, beyond the clouds, and universe (okay maybe not that far)...

"You asked for me, to be exact, US???"

"Who's that???"

"We are......"

"Poof!" An angelic figure appeared upon them, leaning on the tree (planted from nowhere)

Then the next appearance & grand entrance of..............

....Okie maybe not so grand landing.. (=_=lll) Nevertheless, its the
Poser Yam God aka P.Y.G also pronounced as PEEG!!!!!

He looks familiar??? Yes he is the main protagonist of the

Now he has upgraded his posing skills to Godlike level, and got promoted to Poser God rank...

Last but not least..... it's the arrival of......

The Pose Master (PM)!!!
*Finally PYG got on his feet and made an impressive entrance together with his Beyond-Godlike great master*
"Holy shit....."

"Are you really the Pose Gods??? I don't think so!!"
Hungry kid#1 voiced out her doubt...

As if already expecting such question, PM and Poser Fairy-YeeKee showed the evidence..

"See the white stuff on our head and shoulders? these are the fractions of clouds that we encountered while making the trip to this human Hungary land! See for yourself!"

Well Poser Fairy YeeKee came with her Flying Char Siew Pau, her one & only mode of transport

Finally realising that it's the real Pose Gods that stand upon them, the hungry kids quickly approached them and begged for the way to get food. The only way was obviously to....

POSE!!!! PM stated that they have to master the bestest posing skills that people would be impressed and offer them food in return.

Demonstration:

Demo #1: Poser Fairy Chu Pose!!!

Flying Char Siew Pau appeared!!!
Eh? Something wrong... Oops sorry, wrong demo, that was the pose to attract free rides..

Demo #2: Open Nostrils big big One Eye Big One Eye small pose!

The result?? Of course get food lar!!!!
Hungry kids: "WHHHOOOOAAAAA!! Awesome!!!!"

So posing lesson begins!

Lesson #1: Follow-What-They-Do

Demo version

Hungry kid #0 followed.... "Not bad, got potential!"

"I see the talent in you!"

Hungry kid#1 & Hungry kid#2....
"Not too bad, got room for improvement"

"Ah that's more like it, you're getting better!"

"Great!"

Lesson #2: Self reflecting

Ah thats easy!! You mean self reflecting like this???

And this??? 一块蛋糕/Sekeping kek (Piece of cake) lar!!!

Of course not!!! If this is that easy, this posing lesson wouldnt have to be conducted!

The ultimate essence of self-reflecting is....

Self reflecting... LITERALLY!!!!
This lesson actually trains one's self conciousness, making themself ever-ready for posing at any location, timing & circumstance

Understanding the elements to get the bestest posing skills, the hungry kids finally got what they need for their own unique pose....

Unique pose #1:
Poser Fairy YeeKee's "Aim-For-The-Star-Pose"!!
*Though there wasn't any star at that time of daylight*

Unique Pose #2:
Inspired by Poser Fairy YeeKee's flying Char Siew Pau, Hungry Kid #1 created the
"Full-Already-Pau-Face pose"...
Magic word: "Bao Liao (Full already)!"

Undeniably, she totally outdid the master in this one.

Unique Pose#3:

Hungry kid #3 with the "Fully-Utilise-Any-Reachable-Prop pose", with the imaginary cigar in hand too!

Unique pose#4:
Inspired by the PM's "Stare-Into-Outer-Space pose"...

Hungry kid#2 created the "Stare-Into-Inner-Space pose"
"Innovative!"

Unique Pose#5:

PYG's CUP = "Close-Up-Pose"!!!!

Hungry Kid#3 had what it takes to produce the perfect CUP too!

Unique Pose#6:

"Save-The-Hand-Pose"

Almost there!

Hungry Kid#4 got it!!! Official Inheritor of the
"Save-The-Hand-Pose"

Wait, there's one more Hungry Kid#5... He was in short of Unique Pose ideas, and got desperate, so he seeked advice from the PYG...

"Come take a walk with me, under the Pose-Insipirations-Sun-Ray..."

After hours of sunbathing advice and encouragements, Hungry Kid#5 finally got it!

Unique Pose#7:

"Camwhore-With-Pro-DSLR Pose"!
*Can even capture spirits that were invisible to humans' naked eyes*

So did the Hungry Kids really succeed in the quest to feed themselves by posing? The outcome shall be unveiled, in the next episode....

*To Be Continued*

Directed & Produced by:

Win Win the Born PD(Poser Director)
Captured by:

The One-&-Only Multi-handed K-Lim!!!
*That explains why we only need one cameraman to handle 20 cameras*

Cameo appearance by:

the Latte loving "Thing Twins" from A-Dams FamiLee!

1 comments:

Black Jeopardy said...

AHAHAHA xD

Kim Hong you are Hilarious!