At this very moment, a holy voice echoed from the sky, above the ceiling, beyond the clouds, and universe (okay maybe not that far)...
"You asked for me, to be exact, US???"
"Who's that???"
"We are......"
"Poof!" An angelic figure appeared upon them, leaning on the tree (planted from nowhere)
....Okie maybe not so grand landing.. (=_=lll) Nevertheless, its the
Poser Yam God aka P.Y.G also pronounced as PEEG!!!!!
The Pose Master (PM)!!!
*Finally PYG got on his feet and made an impressive entrance together with his Beyond-Godlike great master*
"Holy shit....."
"Are you really the Pose Gods??? I don't think so!!"
Hungry kid#1 voiced out her doubt...
"See the white stuff on our head and shoulders? these are the fractions of clouds that we encountered while making the trip to this human Hungary land! See for yourself!"
Well Poser Fairy YeeKee came with her Flying Char Siew Pau, her one & only mode of transport
"You asked for me, to be exact, US???"
"Who's that???"
"We are......"
Then the next appearance & grand entrance of..............
Poser Yam God aka P.Y.G also pronounced as PEEG!!!!!
He looks familiar??? Yes he is the main protagonist of the
Now he has upgraded his posing skills to Godlike level, and got promoted to Poser God rank...
Last but not least..... it's the arrival of......
*Finally PYG got on his feet and made an impressive entrance together with his Beyond-Godlike great master*
"Holy shit....."
Hungry kid#1 voiced out her doubt...
As if already expecting such question, PM and Poser Fairy-YeeKee showed the evidence..
Finally realising that it's the real Pose Gods that stand upon them, the hungry kids quickly approached them and begged for the way to get food. The only way was obviously to....
POSE!!!! PM stated that they have to master the bestest posing skills that people would be impressed and offer them food in return.
POSE!!!! PM stated that they have to master the bestest posing skills that people would be impressed and offer them food in return.
Demonstration:
Eh? Something wrong... Oops sorry, wrong demo, that was the pose to attract free rides..
Hungry kids: "WHHHOOOOAAAAA!! Awesome!!!!"
So posing lesson begins!
Lesson #1: Follow-What-They-Do
Demo version
Hungry kid #0 followed.... "Not bad, got potential!"
"I see the talent in you!"
Hungry kid#1 & Hungry kid#2....
"Not too bad, got room for improvement"
"Ah that's more like it, you're getting better!"
"Great!"
Lesson #1: Follow-What-They-Do
"Not too bad, got room for improvement"
Lesson #2: Self reflecting
Ah thats easy!! You mean self reflecting like this???
And this??? 一块蛋糕/Sekeping kek (Piece of cake) lar!!!
Of course not!!! If this is that easy, this posing lesson wouldnt have to be conducted!
The ultimate essence of self-reflecting is....
Self reflecting... LITERALLY!!!!
This lesson actually trains one's self conciousness, making themself ever-ready for posing at any location, timing & circumstance
Poser Fairy YeeKee's "Aim-For-The-Star-Pose"!!
*Though there wasn't any star at that time of daylight*
The ultimate essence of self-reflecting is....
This lesson actually trains one's self conciousness, making themself ever-ready for posing at any location, timing & circumstance
Understanding the elements to get the bestest posing skills, the hungry kids finally got what they need for their own unique pose....
Unique pose #1:
Unique pose #1:
*Though there wasn't any star at that time of daylight*
Unique Pose #2:
"Full-Already-Pau-Face pose"...
Magic word: "Bao Liao (Full already)!"
Undeniably, she totally outdid the master in this one.
Unique Pose#3:
Unique pose#4:
"Innovative!"
1 comments:
AHAHAHA xD
Kim Hong you are Hilarious!
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